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From the creative genius behind the Pancakes & Booze Art Show comes the Zombie Fashion Show & Creature Art Exhibit, an adult point of view on the traditional horror genre. This art & fashion show takes place this Saturday night at Lot 613 in Downtown Los Angeles, where dozens of Hollywood makeup artists will transform beautiful models into the undead to strut their stuff on the caution tape-lined runway for eager fans to view. In addition to the catwalk show, artists from across the country bring their deathly works of art to exhibit at this show, and many local designers bring their crafts and/or accessories to sell. While the majority of the guests tend to congregate around the catwalk in the middle of the venue, plenty of art and merchandise line the perimeter of the venue. Although the event already has models designated for the catwalk show, attendees may still get into the spirit and dress up on their own, a la cosplay style. Nothing will stop attendees from donning their own zombie makeup & fashion, and strolling amongst the other attendees.

The cover charge costs $10 and provides full access to the venue, which includes the main floor with the vendors & fashion walk, the stage where they will have live music and a DJ, the outdoor area with more art and vendors, and the makeup area where the models will receive their ghastly makeover. No one under 21 may attend. The organizer has combined the Zombie Fashion Show with the Pancakes & Booze Art Show this time instead of separating the events. As such, the Pancakes & Booze Art Show will take place on both Friday and Saturday nights this week, while the Zombie Fashion Show will take place along with the Pancakes & Booze Art Show on Saturday night only. Still, both nights will cost $10 to enter. This post focuses on the Zombie Fashion Show, and contains photos from a previous year’s catwalk show. Stay up to date with what to expect this Saturday night, by liking the Zombie Fashion Show on Facebook.

The more you miss something, the better you feel when you get it back. I certainly understood that feeling at the Dirty Little Secretssummer solstice show this past Saturday night at Cirivello’s in Long Beach. Heating things up on the stage just like the hot summer sun, these foxy ladies perform a vivacious burlesque routine to delight anyone lucky enough to attend their show. The audience enjoyed a sexy show, complete with sultry dance moves, raunchy naughtiness, and plenty of pasty-covered boobs. They certainly have had a solid run of shows, as they have performed very often the past few months. Check out their Facebook page for updates on upcoming shows, as they plan to dance all throughout summer. In the meantime, enjoy these photos from last Saturday night’s performance in Long Beach.

From the creative genius behind the Pancakes & Booze Art Show comes the Zombie Fashion Show & Creature Art Exhibit, an adult point of view on the traditional horror genre. At this art & fashion show from this past Saturday night at Lot 613 in Downtown Los Angeles, dozens of Hollywood makeup artists transformed beautiful models into the undead to strut their stuff on the caution tape-lined runway for eager fans to view. Just like at the last Zombie Fashion Show back in May, artists from across the country brought their deathly works of art to exhibit at this show, and many local designers brought their crafts and/or accessories to sell. Now in October, the anticipation for Halloween grows, sparking an increased interest in a show like this, resulting in a significantly larger turnout than the May show.

While the majority of the guests congregated around the runway in the middle of the venue, plenty of art and merchandise lined the perimeter of the venue.

As mentioned above, the originator of the Pancakes & Booze Art Show has devised this alternative art show as well. As a result, guests could expect to munch on pancakes all night, free of charge, though they discreetly placed a tip jar on the counter.

This show has touched so many people that some of them decided to also get into the spirit by dressing up or applying Halloween cosmetics as well.

Prior to the model runway show, a local slow rock band played a few songs. Their set did not last long, for reasons unknown, but I would guess that they had sound issues throughout their set.

As all the guests waited in anticipation of the zombie models, some of the official camera crew set up this camera station at the end of the runway.

Enough with words – you all came here to see some flesh! Words cannot describe as much as photos can, so I will allow you to formulate your own captions for each photo. Without further adieu, observe these photos from the zombie model fashion walk.

Just for fun, go behind the scenes to the makeup area, where the artists worked to the bone gearing these ladies up for a ghoulish night.

Who needs words when pictures illustrate thousands of words at a time? Did you like what you saw? Check out the original Pancakes & Booze Art Show coming up NEXT weekend, right back at Lot 613 in Downtown Los Angeles. This show will only cost $5 to get in, and guests can find free street parking on surrounding streets, so why wait until the next opportunity? Sure it may not have revealing zombie models, but the live nude body painting should make up for the difference.

Upcoming Events: August 19-25, 2013

Posted: August 19, 2013 in Art, Bar, Beer, Burlesque, Dance, Drinks, Events, Food, Hot Women, Long Beach, Los Angeles, Music, Orange County, Punk Rock, Restaurant, San Diego, Ska, Sports, Wine
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Costa Mesa Restaurant Week
Now through August 23
Various locations, Costa Mesa

The annual Costa Mesa Restaurant Week returns! Numerous restaurants in Costa Mesa will feature special prix fixe meals or other discounted items during this time. Many of these restaurants have amazing food, so I encourage you to check out at least one of the restaurants during this week.

24th Annual Taste of MainStreet – Encinitas
5:30 pm – 8:30 pm, August 20
Main Street, Encinitas

Sample food from 34 restaurants in Encinitas this Tuesday night. Douse your thirst at the 16 sip stops along the street as well. You can gain all-access to this for $35 presale, or just $25 for food-only. This taste tends to sell out each year, so purchase your tickets soon if you wish to attend.

Chef Karl’s Summer Boil
5:00 pm – 8:00 pm, August 21
Handlery Hotel, San Diego

Put a taste of the south in your mouth at this all-ages summer’s end country boil. For $25, guests will see 3/4 lbs of crawfish, 1/2 lbs of shrimp, 1/2 lbs of spicy andouille sausage, steamed red potatoes, and corn on the cob thrown into a communal boil for a grand feast. In addition, Hess Brewing will provide one free beer to each guest 21 and over. Guests also receive access to the swimming pool at this venue and their Reef Lounge for those wanting to stay after the feast ends. Bring cash just in case they charge for parking.

Beer Nerd Exam Night – IPA
6:00 pm – 10:00 pm, August 21
Beachwood BBQ, Seal Beach

Think you know your beer? Come taste-test some mystery beers to see if you know your IPA’s. Correctly guess three out of four beers to get entered into a drawing to win various Beachwood BBQ prizes. No purchase necessary and free to enter, no one under 21 may participate.

2013 Naples Island Street Fair
5:00 pm – 9:00 pm, August 22
Naples Fountain, Naples Island, Long Beach

Bring your family out to this free street fair on Naples Island this Thursday evening. Complete with food, music, and plenty of activities, all visitors will find plenty to do, including raffles, face painting, sidewalk sales, live music, and more. Visitors should park in the neighborhood north of 2nd Street, as the southern neighborhood will close off to traffic.

3rd Annual Essex Skyline Fashion Show
6:00 pm – 9:00 pm, August 22
Essex Skyline, Santa Ana

At this fundraiser, attendees will see local designers showcase their work on models down the runway, all while munching on food & drink samples from local restaurants and bars. Attendees looking to take something home can browse through the boutique for apparel, or buy into a silent auction or raffle. Doors open at 6pm, and the fashion show starts at 7:30pm. Admission costs $50, and the first 100 guests to purchase admission receive a t-shirt and gift bag.

MDC, Duane Peters Gunfight, Dime Runner, and Project Shepherd @ Alex’s Bar
8:00 pm – 1:00 am, August 22
Alex’s Bar, Long Beach

A weekend of punk rock comes to Alex’s Bar, starting with MDC this Thursday night. If you missed MDC a week and a half ago, you have another chance to catch them here. Tickets cost $8 presale and $10 at the door. No one under 21 may attend. Guests should park on Orizaba Ave, or anywhere in the neighborhood south of Anaheim St.

SRH Fest 2013 w/ Strung Out & Unwritten Law
7:00 pm – 12:00 am, Agusut 23, House of Blues, Anaheim
7:00 pm – 12:00 am, August 24, House of Blues, San Diego

Strung Out and Unwritten Law tag-team a set of shows this weekend in Southern California. This Friday night, they play an all-ages show at the House of Blues at Downtown Disney in Anaheim, which costs $17.50 presale and $20 on the day of the show. On Saturday night, they play a 21+ show at House of Blues in Downtown San Diego, which costs $15 presale and $20 on the day of the show.

Motorsoule, Cadillac Tramps, Heroines, Brass Knuckle Voodoo, and more @ Tiki Bar
8:00 pm – 1:00 am, August 23
Tiki Bar, Costa Mesa

Looking for some old school music? Check out this show this Friday night. Little information about this show has gone out, such as cover charge, age requirement, and parking.

Slab, One Less Zero, Rope In Hand @ Hi Brow Lounge
9:00 pm – 1:00 am, August 23
Hi Brow Lounge, Upland

One Less Zero returns from their half-year break to play at this fundraiser Friday night in Upland. With limited information available, bring some cash in case of parking and entry fees. They did not specify an age requirement either.

Steve Soto’s 50th Birthday Extravaganza
9:00 pm – 1:30 am, August 23-24
Alex’s Bar, Long Beach
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Steve Soto, guitarist for The Adolescents, celebrates his 50th birthday this weekend, and in celebratory punk rock fashion, he will host TWO nights of punk rock this weekend at Alex’s Bar. Both shows cost $13 presale and $15 at the door. No one under 21 may attend either show. On Friday, catch The Adolescents, The Middle Class, The Crowd, and Rats In The Wall. On Saturday, catch Manic Hispanic, CH3, Shattered Faith, and Transistor LB.

The Gears, Carnage Asada, Gypz, and Somos Mysteriosos @ El Corita
9:30 pm – 12:30 am, August 23
El Corita, Los Angeles

Check out this small all-ages classic punk rock show this Friday night in Northeast LA. This show only costs $5 to get in.

13th Annual Tiki Beach Festival
6:30 am – 5:30 pm, August 24-25
Granada Launch Ramp, Long Beach

This Hawaiian & Islander festival takes place at Granada Beach this weekend from sunrise to sunset. Completely FREE to attend, you will find food, arts & crafts, vendors, games, music, dancers, hula hoop lessons, and more here.

Color In Motion 5k – San Diego
7:00 am – 1:00 pm, August 24
Qualcomm Stadium, San Diego

After many weekends of other off-center 5k races, we now return to the style that started it all – the color 5k. Start your weekend off with an all-ages 5k run while getting color dusted in your face. Registration costs $50 per person, or $45 if registering with a team. All participants should wear white during the run to absorb and show off the most color. Participants should bring extra towels and spare clothes for the ride home.

8th Annual ArtWalk San Diego
10:00 am – 6:00 pm, August 24-25
NTC Liberty Station, San Diego

Check out the best in local art at this FREE all-ages art walk in Liberty Station this weekend. In addition to seeing art on display, visitors will likely see many artists creating artwork on the spot.

2013 Indonesian Festival
10:00 am – 10:00 pm, August 24
Consulate General of Republic of Indonesia, Los Angeles

This free all-ages festival celebrates Indonesian culture with music, food, dance, activities, arts & crafts, and more.

Lost 80’s Live
12:00 pm – 10:00 pm, August 24
Madhaus, Long Beach

Check out this outdoor all-ages 80’s music festival this Saturday in Long Beach. General admission costs $35, while VIP tickets cost $75 and comes with access to a VIP bar with two drink tickets, a t-shirt, VIP seats, and meet & greet with the bands, which include original members from 80’s bands.

2nd Annual Mira Mesa Festival of Beers
1:00 pm – 5:30 pm, August 24
Mira Mesa Community Park, Mira Mesa

Sample lots of great beers this Saturday afternoon in Mira Mesa. General admission costs $25 presale and $30 at the gate, starts at 2pm, and comes with ten 4oz beer tasters. VIP admission costs $32 presale and $37 at the gate, starts at 1pm, comes with twelve 4oz beer tasters, and receive in-and-out privileges throughout the fest.

5th Annual San Diego Spirits Festival
1:00 pm – 6:00 pm, August 24-25
The Port Pavilion on Broadway Pier, San Diego

Immerse yourself into the wonderful world of spirits this weekend in San Diego. This year’s fest features three sections: cocktails, culinary, and culture., thus providing something to entice everyone. Attendees will also find live entertainment, bartender battles, chef demos, a fashion show, a burlesque show, and more. The all-inclusive admission costs $90, so attendees should arrive early to maximize their eating & drinking time. No one under 21 may attend.

JFA CD Release Show w. D.I., Amerikan Made, and more @ Gaslamp Restaurant & Bar
2:00 pm – 9:00 pm, August 24
Gaslamp Restaurant & Bar, Long Beach

This all-ages show this Saturday has so many bands that the show will start in the afternoon! For just $12 entry, you get treated to headliners JFA and D.I., along with many other great local punk rock bands such as Amerikan Made.

FYF Fest
2:00 pm – 12:00 am, August 24-25
LA State Historic Park, Downtown Los Angeles

Last year, FYF Fest raised the bar by including in the lineup Refused, one of the most revolutionary hardcore punk rock bands in history. This year, they have yet to announce something groundbreaking, but FYF Fest still remains a rock music lover’s ultimate fantasy. Featuring well-known bands such as the Yeah Yeah Yeahs, Flag (comprised of former member of Black Flag), MGMT, Touché Amoré, Title Fight, Joyce Manor, and more, rock music lovers will definitely find something that interests them, as well as discover new music, leading to potentially new tastes of music. In addition to the music, FYF Fest will also feature local comedians for those looking for something different other than music. FYF Fest takes place the weekend prior to Labor Day weekend at LA State Historic Park, opens at 2pm, and closes at 12am on both days. Open to all ages, weekend passes start at $99, since single-day passes sold out a while ago. FYF Fest does not allow reentries, so take note of that when arriving. For more information, check out their website, which lists a great amount of information.

Orfila’s 20th Annual Grape Stomp
4:00 pm – 8:00 pm, August 24
Orfila Vineyards & Winery, Escondido

Celebrate this annual vineyard tradition this Saturday in Escondido. General admission costs $85 and includes dinner buffet, dancing & live music, wine tasting, tractor rides, grape stomping, and more. No one under 21 may attend.

The Long Table: A Playhouse District Food & Wine Celebration
5:00 pm – 8:00 pm, August 24
(forner) Bistro 561, Pasadena

Treat yourself to a multi-course dinner this Saturday prepared by some of Southern California’s renowned chefs. Diners can also sip on paired wines or beers during dinner. Attendance to this dinner costs $75 per person.

2nd Annual Brews, Blues, N’ BBQ Festival
5:30 pm – 9:30 pm, August 24
Fullerton Arboretum, Fullerton

The Fullerton Arboretum hosts a festival for blues music, craft beers, and BBQ this Saturday night. The $40 admission includes a souvenir glass, ten 4-oz beer tasters, free parking, live blues music, and complimentary sodas and water. All BBQ and food comes at a separate cost. No one under 21 may attend.

11th Annual Chula Vista Wine & Food Festival
6:00 pm – 9:00 pm, August 24
Otay Ranch Town Center, Chula Vista

Treat yourself to a taste of over 20 restaurants from Chula Vista this Saturday night, and wash it all down with a fine selection of beer, wine, and spirits. Attendees will also find a silent auction, raffle prizes, live music, and more all in this outdoor setting. Admission to this tasting costs $50.

The Undertakers, Media Blitz, Rick Wilder, Decry, and more @ Dilettante
8:00 pm – 1:00 am, August 24
Dilettante, Downtown Los Angeles

See a bunch of local punk rock bands play at this fundraiser this Saturday night in Downtown Los Angeles. Entry to this all-ages fundraiser costs $10. Guests can park on the streets for free after 8pm.

OC Punx – Free Show
9:00 pm – 1:00 am, August 24
Good Ol’ Boys Saloon & Sports Bar, Anaheim

Check out local OC punk bands at this free show this Saturday night. No one under 21 may enter.

Burlesque of Hollywood
11:00 pm – 2:00 am, August 24
M Bar, Hollywood!burlesqueofhollywood/cfvg

Ten of Los Angeles’ hottest burlesque acts will congregate to form this collaborative burlesque show this Saturday night in Hollywood. Admission costs $18 presale and $20 at the door. No one under 21 may attend. All guests must purchase a minimum of $10 of food or drinks.

9th Annual Leucadia Artwalk
10:00 am – 5:00 pm, August 25
West side of Hwy 101, Leucadia

Check out local artists on this leisurely art walk in sunny Leucadia this Sunday. Completely free to attend for all ages, many art galleries along Highway 101 will open all their doors to the public, and live music will play throughout the area. All the local businesses will remain open under normal business hours, so you can check out the best in local eats & drinks too.

Trump National Golf Club’s 5th Annual Wine & Beer Festival
12:00 pm – 4:00 pm, August 25
Trump National Golf Club, Rancho Palos Verdes

Have some wine and beer at one of Donald Trump’s golf clubs here in Southern California. The $50 admission comes with unlimited wine & beer and valet parking. Food trucks will keep patrons fed, and volunteers will sell raffle tickets.

7th Annual Charity Chili Cook Off
12:00 pm – 5:00 pm, August 25
Hi-Time Wine Cellars, Costa Mesa

Don your best cowboy/cowgirl outfit and mosey on over to Hi-Time Wine Cellars this Sunday for their annual chili cook-off. At this pinnacle of chili fests, guests will find live music, beer, wine, spirits, and more. Presale admission costs $10, while admission with ten raffle/drink tickets cost $20. Act quick, as this event sells out every year!

South Central Skankers CD Release Show
2:00 pm – 9:00 pm, August 25
Yost Theater, Santa Ana

South Central Skankers will release a new album soon, and this Sunday, they will bring only a hundred advance copies of it to sell at this ska show. They will headline this show, which features numerous other local ska bands, including Matamoska. Entry to this all-ages show cost $16 presale and $20 at the door. If you want to purchase an album for $10, you must e-mail them via their Facebook page to reserve a spot to purchase the album, which will also come with a CD release poster.

Go to a fashion show, view models strut down the runway in lingerie, and drool as they walk away. Most men expect this type of behavior to occur when attending or watching a fashion show, such as the Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show. Today’s society places an emphasis on slim models with fair skin, light blue eyes, long flowing hair, and a perfect natural figure. The media strongly portrays women that fit this bill as beautiful and worthy of strutting as a runway model. However, the media refuses to portray anything else as beautiful, especially when it comes to looks and body. Thankfully, modern times and progression have allowed curvy women to take a stand and earn a spot as beautiful in a world consumed by a lust for slim & fit models. Beyond that, where else can models walk? The general public accepts these models because of the realization that they exist and can (sort of) relate to everyday life, that the average schmo can randomly run into a bombshell on the street. But why stop there? Where else can we find beauty? Sometimes, we have to take a step back to observe and identify the effort going into the beauty behind the makeup. In Hollywood, artists travel beyond the makeup kit to add bits & pieces to models, especially in movies when directors require inhuman characters, like zombies. Why portray zombies as scary abominations when we can observe zombies as sexy models?

The annual Zombie Fashion Show & Creature Art Exhibit took place this past Saturday night at the Mezz Bar in the Alexandria Hotel in Downtown Los Angeles. At this art & fashion show that cost only $10 to enter, guests 21 and up could dive into a world of beauty and death, surrounded by art, booze, pancakes, dubstep, chocolate, and fashion models. Artists from all over the country submitted their art to display at this show, with some of the artists making an appearance to sell their work.

As the organizers had just recently hosted the Pancakes & Booze Art Show a few weeks ago, they naturally decided to supply pancakes and chocolate to all guests for free. Guests still had to pay for drinks, however.

Throughout the night, as the live DJ’s played their loud dubstep music, some of the zombie models walked among the crowd, doing zombies things while occasionally stopping for photo opportunities.

Unique to this fashion show, guests could actually enter the dressing room while the models got ready for the fashion show. In this room, guests received a first-hand look at the makeup artists giving the models their deathly makeover, as the models remained still to turn into the living dead. As all the models had already changed into their outfits, no nudity occurred at all in here.

Before the zombie models could strut down the runway, a local band delighted the crowd with a set of songs lasting half an hour.

Prior to the Zombie Fashion Show, I located and chatted with Tom Kirlin, the curator behind not only this annual show, but the recurring Pancakes & Booze Art Show, of which the last show occurred two weekends ago in Los Angeles. Having spoken about his events in the past yet never attending one, I relinquished that I broke the ice at this show. His idea behind this show involved combining everything he loved into one venue: pancakes, booze, zombies, and models. Clearly, this man lives the American dream if he can successfully bring all of his interests together and profit off of it.

Once the band had wrapped up their set, the DJ cleared the runway in preparation for a zombie model invasion. One by one, each model slowly dragged themselves onto the runway from the dressing room. Each model remained in character the entire time, moving and acting like how they appeared. A handful of the models did not appear like traditional zombies – some appeared like ghouls, while others appeared like monsters or abominations. A few of the models still looked alive despite the makeup and skimpy outfit. But hey – who dares judge when these ladies boldly showed a lot of skin in front of hundreds of gawkers?

Once all the models completed their first walk down the runway, each of them returned for a second walk, but in a continuous line instead of one at a time. This also gave the crowd a second chance to cheer for their favorite model, a determinant in selecting the finalists for best zombie of the night.

The emcee selected seven of the models as finalists, based on crowd noise. Using that same method, the emcee chose a winner based on which model received the loudest ovation.

By unanimous decision from the audience, the model that punctured her stomach and ate the contents won the zombie pageant. Following her moment in the lights, all models remained in character the rest of the night, with the exception of the few that removed their makeup to resume human life. All other aspects of the show ran on until the end of the night: the dubstep music, the pancakes, the booze, etc. If you wondered if Tom Kirlin appeared in any of my photos, you can see him in the green shirt here:

With an art show like this, any art fan would feel sad to have missed this show. Luckily, the Pancakes & Booze Art Show occurs nationally year-round, with the next show taking place in Philadelphia at the end of the month. One man’s vision has evolved into this epic sexy art show that attracts thousands annually. Follow your dreams, because it can turn into something legendary like this show.

Did you enjoy a romantic Valentine’s Day last week? If not, you should have spent your Saturday night watching the Dirty Little Secrets perform their first official burlesque show of 2013. Returning to the stage after a winter break full of dancing and rehearsing, these darling vixens showed no signs that the holiday break wore them out. The audience enjoyed a sexy show, complete with sultry dance moves, raunchy naughtiness, and plenty of pasty-covered boobs. With a full troupe ready to rip and roar, the Dirty Little Secrets plan to perform more shows in the near future. Perhaps you would like to see them perform very soon? Catch them performing a FREE show this Sunday night at TRiP in Santa Monica. No one under 21 may enter.

What more can I say that pictures cannot? Enjoy these highlights from Saturday night’s show:

To make progress, you have to roll with the best. Having the right connections not only nabs you freebies, but also grants you information and resources that you would not normally have access to. Using my expansive network, I discover the greatest hidden gems everywhere I travel, and I thank each and every person for their suggestions. No other contact leads me to the greatest fests in my journeys than the organizers of the Los Angeles Oktoberfest.

The 2012 Los Angeles Oktoberfest took place at The Vanguard in Hollywood this past weekend. An upscale spin to the common Oktoberfests that Southern Californians regularly attend, any attendee would feel assured that they truly received their money’s worth. With beautiful fräuleins at every turn of the head and 34oz stein pours at every flick of the wrist, why would anyone want do anything else during this illustrious time?

The entrance led to the indoors portion of the fest, which contained the main bar, VIP section, food, main stage, and more beer.

Walking behind the stage led to the outdoors portion of the fest, containing another bar, cigars, various vendors, and more beer.

On Saturday, I had the pleasure of working the inside bar for most of the fest with all the lovely ladies. Pouring beers kept me busy for most of the day, but I still had lots of fun. Closer to the end, I finally could venture around, drink, and mingle with the drunk masses.

But before I left, I had to snap a quick photo with the lovely Caitlin:

Sunday allowed me to explore much more, as I did not receive an assigned station. After helping out wherever I could, I set out to take photos.

Later on, I caught up with one of the photographers taking photos from the second floor, who allowed me to come up to the otherwise closed second floor so I could take photos too:

Once the live band ended their set, the DJ started blasting the typical club music, prompting the ladies to get up on the bar to start dancing:

I would like to thank Morandell Imports for supplying essentially 95% of all beers present at Oktoberfest. Their large selection of German and Austrian imports perfectly serve the crowd of Oktoberfest, since these session beers drink much more smoothly than beers at the other Oktoberfests, and carry a higher alcohol percentage, albeit you can barely taste the strength, which the flavors mask.

Want to drink these beers and visit these ladies again before Oktoberfest next year? You will have another chance as early as January! Keep your eyes glued to my blog for hints about this upcoming beer fest. Until then, drink up, and stay safe~

Remember the last time I spoke about the Dirty Little Secrets? If so, I hope you have visited them at any of their various shows all over Southern California since then. If not, at least you have another chance to spectate this Saturday night at the Whisky A Go Go in Hollywood. Come enjoy a raunchy yet tasteful night of sexy dancing, acting, and performing – the perfect way to end a Saturday night. Remember – audience members may end up participating in the show whether they want to or not! Tickets cost $15 at the door, but you can e-mail them for $10 presale tickets.

Not sure what to look forward to? View a (NSFW) small sample of photos from their previous performances:

The 2012 Los Angeles Oktoberfest crashes The Vanguard in Hollywood this weekend. This mega fest of beer, wine, cocktails, live music, dancers, accordionists, contests, and more triumphs over all other Oktoberfests due to the upscale nature of the event. The other prime Oktoberfests in Southern California feel cheap, whereas the people at LA Oktoberfest really know how to throw a party, just like comparing cheap beer to the awesome beer that guests will drink at LA Oktoberfest. Regular admission costs $35, allows guests to enter at 2pm, and grants each guest a souvenir 1-liter stein and one complimentary beer fill – food or additional beers cost $5 each. VIP admission costs $100, allows guests to enter at 1pm, and grants them unlimited drinks. The fest ends at 5pm for all guests, but keep in mind that LA Oktoberfest takes place on both Saturday and Sunday this weekend!

Tickets for LA Oktoberfest sell out fast every year. Luckily, I can still get a few people in for free as volunteers. Volunteers should work at least three hours between 12pm-6pm on one or both days, depending on the desired day to attend. For more details regarding volunteering, please read this previous blog post.

In exchange for working, volunteers enter the fest for free, and receive one meal & unlimited drinks during breaks or downtime. The club runs the parking lot, so unfortunately you still would have to pay for parking. You will find the parking lot for this event on the northeast corner of Carlos Ave and La Beig Ave, behind Vanguard. If you would like to volunteer or have any questions, please leave your contact info in a comment below, or tweet me (faster way to reach me) at @OnePunkArmy.

Want to create everlasting memories? Come on down to LA Oktoberfest and meet all the ladies! Oh, and meet me too.

5th Annual Los Angeles International Tamale Festival
3:00 pm – 8:00 pm, October 19
8:00 am – 8:00 pm, October 20
9:00 am – 6:00 pm, October 21
Exposition Park, Los Angeles

If you love tamales, you cannot miss this fest! For just $4 ($6 at door), guests will enjoy tamale-making demos, a tamale cook-off, arts & crafts, vendors, a kids’ zone, live music, and various contests such as best commercial tamale, best homemade tamale, tamale-eating, and more.

56th Annual Silverado Days
5:00 pm – 12:00 am, October 19
10:00 am – 12:00 am, October 20
8:00 am – 10:00 pm, October 21
William Peak Park, Buena Park

This annual local fair takes place at Peak Park in Buena Park every year on the third weekend of October. Free to park and enter, guests of all ages will enjoy rides, games, vendors, a food court, live entertainment, and more. Numerous contests that guests can participate in include arm wrestling, horseshoe-throwing, pie-eating, hog calling, baby, dogs, chili cook-off, and more. If arriving at night, know that Halloween Haunt traffic envelopes the park, so turning into the street from Knott Ave will take a long time. Once you turn into the neighborhood, the park’s parking lot has more than enough spots available.

Belmont Shore Sidewalk Chalk Art Contest
9:00 am – 4:00 pm, October 20
Chase Bank, Belmont Shore, Long Beach

Attracting seasoned and emergent visual artists, as well as participants from local high schools and universities, the 9th annual Belmont Shore Sidewalk Chalk Art Contest, presented by Justin Rudd and his nonprofit Community Action Team (C.A.T.), will showcase the works of diverse artists who will use chalk as their medium, and the sidewalks of Belmont Shore as their canvas. The contest costs nothing for amateurs to enter, so check the website for the registration link.

Fall 2012 Brewery Art Walk
11:00 am – 6:00 pm, October 20-21
Brewery Art Association, Los Angeles

This FREE semiannual art walk features hundreds of residents artists showcasing their finest work. Guests may even purchase art they like from the artists. Free to park and enter for all ages, the facility even includes an in-house restaurant, so bring your friends and family to look at some great art.

Hollywood On Tap
1:00 pm – 5:00 pm, October 20
Paramount Studios, Los Angeles

Beer, food trucks, and live music join together to create the Hollywood On Tap beer fest this Saturday at Paramount Pictures Studios. For $40, attendees enter at 2pm and receive a souvenir glass and UNLIMITED beer pours. For just $10 more, guests may enter an hour early. At least seven food trucks will keep guests fed, but you have to pay separately for food. The event still provides free sodas and water to guests. As with all beer fests, anyone under 21 may not enter.

LA Oktoberfest
1:00 pm – 5:00 pm, October 20-21
Vanguard Hollywood, Los Angeles

For the full coverage, see this blog post.

The 2012 Los Angeles Oktoberfest returns this weekend to Vanguard Hollywood. A step above the other well-known Oktoberfests in Southern California, LA Oktoberfest gives guests the LA spin on Oktoberfest. Whereas other Oktoberfests charge you to enter then charge you for every beer you consume, LA Oktoberfest functions more like a beer fest. Guests pay $35 for admission to enter at 2pm, which includes a souvenir 1-liter stein and one complimentary beer fill. Each food item and additional beers cost $5 each. For $100, guests receive the VIP treatment – early entry at 1pm and unlimited beer pours. The fest ends at 5pm for all guests. For entertainment, LA Oktoberfest not only features the finest beer maidens serving beer, wine, cocktails, and more, but also live DJ’s, Bavarian dancers, accordionists, a silent auction, stein-holding contests, and more.

626 Night Market
3:00 pm – 1:00 am, October 20
3:00 pm – 11:00 pm, October 21
Santa Anita Park, Arcadia

The largest Asian night market in America moves to Santa Anita Park this weekend. Free to attend, this flea market of sorts will host tons of vendors selling Asian wares, merchandise, apparel, appliances, food, drinks, and more. Arrive before 4pm to pay only $4 for parking and receive free horse-betting entries. Parking will cost $7 after 4pm.

Uptown Whittier Zombie Pub Crawl
7:00 pm – 11:00 pm, October 20
The 6740, Whittier

Got a zombie outfit or zombie makeup? Join in on this zombie-themed pub crawl this Saturday night! Start at The 6740, then follow the group as they stroll from bar to bar.

Surf City Beach Derby
6:30 am – 12:00 pm, October 21
Huntington Beach Pier

Not your typical race! This Sunday morning in Huntington Beach, thousands will participate in various physical challenges, including a 10-mile run, a 10K, a 2K & 5K obstacle course, half marathon scramble, and more. In addition, a costume contest aims to mix things up on the sand. When registering, use coupon code YHang10 to save $5 off entry.